Who is your father?

A commission visited a school to investigate the inculcation of patriotism among its pupils.

'Hymie,' asked a member of the commission, 'who is your father?'

'My father is the Soviet Union,' replied Hymie.

'Good boy! And who is your mother?'

The Communist Party,' replied Hymie.

'Good boy! And what do you want to be when you grow up?'

'An orphan.'

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