Three Sons

Haim and Abe meet again after a long separation.

'Ah!' cries Abe. 'How are you? How is your family? How are your children? I remember, you had three sons. They must be grown up?'

'Yes,' says Haim, 'they are. One lives in Moscow, he's building Communism.

The second lives in Warsaw, he's building Communism too.

The other one lives in Israel.'

'Is he building Communism too?'

'Are you out of your mind? In his own country?'

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