Politicians before God

Kennedy comes to God and says: Tell me, God, how many years before my people will be happy?'

'Fifty years,' replies God. Kennedy weeps and leaves.

De Gaulle comes to God and says: Tell me, God, how many years before my people will be happy?'

'A hundred years,' replies God. De Gaulle weeps and leaves.

Krushchev comes to God and says: Tell me, God, how many years before my people will be happy?'

God weeps and leaves.

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