Open the Borders

Kosygin is talking to Brezhnev.

'Why don't you want to open up the borders?' asks Kosygin.

'Well, I would,' says Brezhnev, 'only I'm afraid everybody would rush out. We would be the only two left.'

Kosygin looks at Brezhnev in astonishment.

'You and who else?'

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