Meeting Napoleon in Heaven

Brezhnev and Napoleon meet in the next world.

'Oh-h-h, if only we'd had such a brilliant commander as yourself in the Soviet Union instead of Stalin,'

Brezhnev says to Napoleon, 'then we wouldn't have allowed Hitler to cross our threshold.'

'And if I had newspapers like your Pravda,' says Napoleon,

'not a soul would have heard about Waterloo.'

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