Jesus Granting Wishes

An international flight. A stewardess prepares to make an announcement: 'Ladies and gentlemen, we are extremely fortunate. We have Jesus Christ on the plane with us. He is about to come into the cabin and grant each passenger one wish.'

A minute later Jesus Christ enters the cabin. He goes up to the first passenger.

'What is your wish?' Jesus asks him.

The passenger, who turns out to be a rabid fascist, replies: 'I wish that all communists would disappear from the face of the earth.'

'Very well,' says Jesus and calmly proceeds to the next passenger.

The next passenger is a rabid communist.

'What is your wish?' Jesus asks him.

'I wish that all fascists would be got rid of,' says the communist.

'Very well,' replies Jesus and moves on to the third. The third is a Jew.

'What is your wish?' Jesus asks him.

'Mr Jesus,' says the Jew, 'may I ask you one question?

'By all means,' replies Jesus.

'Are you really going to do everything these gentlemen ask?'

'Of course,' replies Jesus. 'I am God.'

'Mm...' says the Jew. 'In that case I would just like a cup of coffee.'

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