Disarmament Initiative

A new Soviet initiative on disarmament...

A provincial is combing Moscow for a sewing machine. He tries shop after shop — no luck. At last he comes to one where the salesgirl says: 'Are you crazy? A sewing machine in Moscow? You'd have a much better chance of finding one in Tula, they make them there.'

'But I come from Tula. There aren't any sewing machines in the shops there.'

'Well, then, go to the factory which makes them and get one there.'

'But I work in the factory.'

"Then knock off the spare parts and put them together at home.'

'I've tried that three times already.'

'So, what happened?

Didn't you know how?' 'Of course I knew how to put them together. But every time I did it I got a machine gun.'

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