A Visit from Brezhnev's Mother

Brezhnev's mother came to visit her son. 'This is my house,' said Brezhnev, showing her around.

'And this is my car. And that's my swimming pool.

And this' — he shows her some photographs — 'is my second house.

And this is my aeroplane.

And this is my villa on the Black Sea. And this is my yacht.'

His mother gasps in wonder.

'You do live well, Lyonechka,' she says. 'But I am nervous for you. What if the Bolsheviks come back?'

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