Parachute Failure

A Soviet guerrilla was being sent behind enemy lines. He was given a brief: to board a certain aeroplane that would take him to point M.

There he was to jump. His parachute would open and when he landed he would find a car waiting to take him where he had to go.

When, the aeroplane reached point M the guerrilla jumped.

He pulled the ring but the parachute didn't open:

'As usual,' thought the guerrilla. 'Wherever you go, the same old Soviet balls-up. I bet the car won't even be waiting when I get there...'

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