Back from Leave

The commander returned from leave.

'Did anything happen while I was away?' he asked the soldier on duty.

'No, nothing at all,' replied the soldier. 'Except that the regimental dog had three puppies.'

'Oh, that's nothing,' said the commander.

That's true,' went on the soldier. 'But a couple of men had a fight on account of those puppies.'

'Is that all?'

'Not quite,' replied the soldier. 'One shot the other and then hid in the ammunition store.'

'That's bad,' said the commander.

'It was bad. We had to storm the store to get him out.'

'Well, did you get him?'

'Of course we did, but the store exploded. And the regiment was blown up.'

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