A Heavy Night

One morning after a heavy night's drinking an officer woke up and noticed his orderly cleaning his tunic.

'Oh, Vanya,' said the officer, 'did we get pissed last night!

And there was one real pig there who was sick all over my tunic.'

'You're absolutely right,' said the orderly,

'he must have been a real pig, because he dumped in your pants as well.'

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