Woman Substitute

A new gadget entitled 'Woman substitute' appeared in the shops.

A man bought one and took it home. There was a piece of rubber pipe sticking out of it.

He shoved his prick in this, pressed the button and the gadget began to work. It pulled him off for five minutes, ten, fifteen, and still it hadn't stopped.

The man was exhausted. He'd come twice, but he had no idea how to switch the gadget off.

Somehow he managed to reach the telephone and phone the shop.

'Don't worry,' he was told.

'It's an automatic milking machine for cows. As soon as the bucket's full it will switch itself off.'

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