Wedding Night

A Georgian is making love to his bride but can't effect penetration. He tries and tries until he's half dead with exhaustion and his cock is raw. Finally he makes it...

'Phew,' he says, wiping the sweat from his face. 'I didn't know you were still a virgin . . .'

'Are you joking?' replies the bride. 'Did no one ever tell you not to throw a woman on to the bed before she's had a chance to take off her tights?'

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