Seperate Holidays

A husband goes away on holiday.

Ten days later, he sends a telegram to his wife: 'Sell the wardrobe and send me the 100 roubles.'

Ten days later he telegraphs again: 'Sell the fridge and send me the 200 roubles.'

Ten days later: 'Sell the carpet and send me the 500.'

The husband returns home to an empty house. Everything has been sold.

'Okay,' says the wife, 'now you can stay at home and I'll have a holiday.'

Ten days go by. The wife sends a telegram: 'I'm sending you 500 roubles. Buy some furniture.'

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