At the Butchers

Two girls were buying sausages.

Til have two sausages, please,' one of them said to the salesgirl and held out the money.

'I don't have any change,' said the salesgirl. Take three.'

'Okay,' said the girl, 'give me three.'

'What will we do with the third?' the friend asked in a whisper.

'Don't fuss,' replied the first, 'we'll eat that one.'

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