Three Sent Into Space

Krushchev summoned a Russian, a Ukrainian and a Jew.

'Comrades,' he says to them, 'the Central Committee has decreed that three men must be sent into space.

You can name your own reward.'

The Russian thought for a bit-and said: 'A hundred thousand roubles.'

The Ukrainian thought for a bit: 'Two hundred thousand roubles.'

The Jew thought for a bit: 'Nikita Sergeevich, I cannot diddle the Russian State.

Just like a taxi, twenty copecks a kilometre.'

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