Thirst Torment

A caravan was travelling across the desert. The travellers were tormented by thirst. Suddenly they see a kiosk selling lemonade. The caravan passes by.

Only Rabinovich jumps off his camel and races up to the kiosk.

'Hey, are you really selling lemonade?' he asks the Jewish storeholder.

'I am,' replies the storeholder sadly.

'Then you must be a millionaire!' cries an excited Rabonovich.

'Millionaire indeed . . .' snorts the storeholder.

'On the contrary — a beggar... Nobody believes their eyes. They think it is a mirage.'

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