How's Life?

Haim and Abraham meet.

'How's life?' asks Abraham.

'Not bad,' replies Haim.

'What are you doing for a living?' asks Abraham.

'I'm working as a secretary to a lord,' replies Haim.

'Why, that's terrific!'

'Yes, yes, it's all right, except that the lord is paying attention to my wife.'

'Haim, that's terrible!'

'Yes, it's bad,' agreed Haim, 'but then I'm paying attention to his wife.'

'Well, then everything's all right.'

'Yes, everything's all right, only the lord is sleeping with my wife.'

'Haim, that's shocking!'

'Yes, it's shocking, but then I'm sleeping with his wife.'

"Then it's not so bad.'

'It wouldn't be so bad, but he's made me seven kids.'

'Haim, that's a disaster!'

'Well, maybe it's not such a disaster. I've made him seven kids too.'

'Then you're quits.'

'Quits, you think! I've made him seven lords and he's made me seven Jews.'

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