What Do You Have?

A conversation in a restaurant in the Republic:

'Do you have any pilau?'

'Yes, we do. But we don't at the moment.'

'Do you have any shashlik?'

'Yes, but not at the moment.'

'Do you have any buttermilk?'

'Yes, but not at the moment.'

'Do you have any tea?'

'Yes, I'll bring it straight away.'

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