Restaurant Ordering

Three men were sitting at a restaurant table. Up came the waiter.

Til have a steak, medium rare, and boiled potatoes,' says the first man.

The waiter writes down the order.

'And I'll have a veal cutlet with fried potatoes,' says the second man.

The waiter writes it down.

'And for me, please, roast beef with baked potato,' says the third.

The waiter turns towards the kitchen: 'Vanya,' he shouts to the chef, 'three meats!'

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