Inspecting a Farm

Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin went to inspect a collective farm. They had to cross over a bridge. But there was a cow standing on it.

Churchill got out of the car and advanced on the cow, intending to drive it away.

'Moo-o-oo . . .' went the cow and lowered her horns at Churchill. Churchill backed off.

Up came Roosevelt.

'Moo-o-oo . . .' went the cow and lowered her horns at him too. Roosevelt backed off.

Up came Stalin and whispered something to the cow. The cow raised its tail in fright and took off.

'What did you say to her, Joseph?' asked Churchill and Roosevelt.

'I told her that if she didn't get out of the way I would put her in a collective farm.'

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