Bad Harvest Because...

In Kazakhstan at a meeting of collective farm workers a lecturer was delivering a lecture on agriculture:

'Comrades, the year before last was a bad harvest because. . .'

A voice from the hall breaks in:

'They say that the Jews

'What have the Jews got to do with it!' interrupts the lecturer. 'The rainfall the year before last was two hundred millimetres below average . . .'

A lecturer was delivering a lecture to a group of collective farm workers in Georgia.

'Comrades, last year was a poor harvest. . .'

A voice from the hall:

'They say that the Jews . . .'

'What have the Jews got to do with it! The rainfall last year was two hundred millimetres above average.'

A lecturer was giving a lecture to collective farm workers in the Ukraine. 'Comrades, we're expecting a poor harvest this year because

A voice from the hall: 'They say that the Jews . . .'

'Why does everybody keep on about the Jews!' The lecturer is getting angry.

'Well, they say the Jews pay nine hundred roubles to be allowed to leave the USSR. Is that true?'

'Yes, it's true!'

'Well, that's what I mean,' the voice continues. 'Maybe instead of the crops we should be cultivating the Jews!'

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