Automated Airliner

The passenger cabin of an aircraft. A voice announces over the intercom:

'Ladies and Gentlemen, we welcome you on board the world's first fully automated intercontinental airliner which was built by Soviet aeronautical engineers.

'We will be flying at ten thousand metres with a cruising speed of five thousand kilometres an hour.

There are no pilots on board the aircraft and no service personnel.

It is entirely controlled by electronics.

All the instruments are working normally . . . working normally . . . working normally . . . working normally . . .'

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