Soviet Collapse

A Pole comes into a Warsaw bank.

'I have a hundred zlotys,' says the Pole. 'I can't decide what would be the safest thing to do with them.'

'Put them in the bank,' says the bank clerk.

'But what if the bank crashes?' says the Pole.

'If the bank crashes, then the bank administration guarantees to refund your money,' replies the clerk.

'Well, what if the administration goes bust?'

'Then the Polish Ministry of Finance guarantees to refold your money.'

'Well, what if the Ministry of Finance goes bust?'

'Then the Polish government guarantees to refund your money.'

'Well, what if the Polish government goes bankrupt?'

'Well, in that case the friendly Soviet Union guarantees the return of your money.'

'And what if the Soviet Union goes bankrupt?'

'You bastard, you don't mean to say that you'd begrudge a hundred zlotys for that?'

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